Saddened, But Not Surprised

Well the chips have fallen and they obviously did not fall the way I wanted them to. While I am very very saddened by the results I am not surprised.

I cannot believe I am saying this, but I am glad Jennifer is dead. She did not live to witness the disintegration of our democracy. I am thankful for that. She witnessed enough of it with the overturn of Roe vs Wade and I saw how hard she took that. She would have been very devastated by the results of yesterday’s election.

I am just so thankful that Jennifer and I chose not to have children.

To all my young nieces and nephews I am sorry for the country we are going to be leaving you. It was once a great country that our forefathers built for us and like a bunch of trust fund babies we have gone and ruined it and turned it into a banana republic.

I will be honest I don’t know if I will ever step inside a Catholic Church again. I feel the church played a big role in this election. Which is just wrong. There is supposed to be a separation of Church and State.

Well all I can say is that it is going to be a very long four years. That is if we get to have an election in four years. King Donald and Prince JD may not allow us to have one.

Once again we will be working on measuring inauguration crowd sizes instead of working on important things. I know that the District of Columbia is probably just not a big enough venue to hold the event. Anyone know what the acreage is at Mara-Lago?

Also just asking for a friend who is stocking up on Covid supplies. How much bleach do you need to drink and what wattage does the light bulb on the butt plug need to be kill the Covid? I honestly can’t remember.

Does anyone know if Trump kept his magic Hurricane crayons from his first administration? Rafael is churning up out near Cuba so we are going to be needing those soon.

Ukraine can kiss it’s ass goodbye, Poland you folks better be practicing your Russian, you may be next on The Putin/Kim Jung-un/Trump hit list. Maybe the leader of Poland can have a “perfect phone call” to save their bacon.

Goodbye Medicare and Social Security glad I paid for you but sad I never got to meet you.

Well enough for today. I am going to break out the whiskey and try and dull this hangover.