Happy Festivus!

I hope everyone is having a happy Festivus and the airing of their grievances. I have several grievances that I want to air.

I want Congress to pass a bill to ban TV Commercials from having a ringing door bell in them. It seems that about 20 commercials have a ringing door bell in them. It has caused me to go to my damn door way too many times to only find a empty doorway. If I didn’t live in a 55+ community I would swear some kids were playing ding, dong, ditch. Old folks are not fast enough to get away.

I am sick of people bringing their dogs into stores, especially grocery stores. I understand there are true service dogs that play a important role for many disabled people, but if the dog is riding in the shopping cart, or yapping away I don’t view that as a service dog.

I want the McRib back all of the time, not just seasonally.

I want the Matt Gaetz ethic committee report released. Oh wait that one happened. Well I guess it is Festivus miracle! There were two Republicans on the committee with a backbone. They better get on Biden’s preemptive pardon list.

Well I am sure I have many other grievances to air, but I feel better getting these ones off my chest. Plus having a Festivus miracle made it a good day. Now we just need true Justice served, but that is unlikely to occur.

So Festivus for the rest of us!