Endless Loop

Last night I had one of the weirdest dreams. It was a dream that was a endless loop. I don’t remeber all of the details, but it was bizarre and I was one frustrated SOB when I woke up.

There were a lot of people I have known through the years in my life including Jennifer’s ghost (I will explain that in a minute) in this dream. I am keeping the names of these people other than Jennifer to myself.

I was on a business trip to Washington DC. I was on this trip with 4-5 other people that I had worked with over the years. We had a important meeting to attend (with whom I don’t recall, so it must not have been with Chettolini). We were staying at this ritzy bizarre place. It was like part motel part VRBO. Now I was staying in what was like a apartment with some friends that were not co-workers.

We had a evening of visiting and drinking and then woke up in the morning for a nice breakfast. I then went to get dressed for the meeting and this is where it started getting really bizarre. I get dressed and my coworkers show up at the apartment to head to the meeting. We head out the door and get to the elevator and I realize that I did not change my shoes. I am in my slippers! I tell the folks to head downstairs and I will go get my shoes and catch up with them in the lobby.

I go back to the apartment and this is where Jennifer’s ghost appears. I wander thru the apartment and after a period of time I find my room and Jennifer is sitting on the bed. Now I am taken aback to see her sitting there and the first thing she says is my outfit does not match (I heard that a lot from her) and that I need to change. Normally I would say I could care less, butsince this meeting was important I better change. So I go into the closet and there are all my clothes in there (I must have had one hell of a suitcase). So I start grabbing clothes and asking Jennifer if these will work, and she keeps rejecting my choices. She gets frustrated and gets off the bed and goes into the closet and grabs some clothes she thinks will work. Now I am really thrown for a loop. I said you are dead but you can grab things. Now she gets that shit eating grin on her face when she knew she pulled one over on you and then she evaporates.

Now let me preferace the outfit she picked out was ridiculous, it was like the puffy shirt from Seinfeld and these pants that were striped with vertical strips. However being the good husband that I was I put the damn outfit on. She suggested I wear my cowboy boots (like I said this closet had all my clothes in it). Now I am rushing because I know the folks are waiting for me in the lobby. I don’t even process Jennifer evaporating.

I run to the elevator and get on. However it does not go to the lobby. Instead it takes me to the swimming pool. However I don’t realize that until I get out and the elevator doors close behind me. I push the button and it shows the elevators is going back up. I decide to find the stairway and get to the lobby that way. However, the stairway doesn’t appear to go to the lobby either. I am running floor to floor and am not finding the damn lobby. It is at this point I realize that when I changed clothes I forgot my cell phone. So I can’t call any of the folks and explain my predicament.

So I am wandering around this damn place and can’t find the lobby or the apartment I am staying in. Now I am a sweaty mess in this ridiculous outfit and getting freaked out about being late for this meeting and getting fired. I finally see another person I worked with (but she is not in the group I am going to the meeting with) and ask her if I could use her phone. The bitch told me No! Now I am beyond frustrated and that is when I wake up.

This whole dream started and lasted in less than a hour. I know that because I used the restroom at about 3:30 and when I woke up it was 4:33. Needless to say I just said screw it and got up. Screw the meeting and screw the place I was staying. They can fire my ass if they want. I was looking for a job when I found that one.

Hopefully my day goes better than that damn dream!